About

“Don’t take it to seriously. It ain’t good for ya.” 

Welcome to my blog. It’s purpose is to amuse me and help me hone my writing style.

Generally speaking, my articles are not designed to win converts to any sort of cause or way of thinking. If anything, they are designed to entertain and inform those who are already on the same page as me philosophically.

I gave the blog it’s name not because the chief topics are coffee or capitalism, but simply as a form of tribute to two of the most important elements of the world. Without capitalism, we would still be living in the mud. Without coffee, well, what would be the point? 

Many of the posts will probably seem meaningless if you don’t already know me.